Local man Jim Welby was seen mumbling something or other under his breath, sitting alone on a park bench last Wednesday.
Having examined the vacant sandwich wrapper beside him, sources can confirm that Welby had eaten a sandwich. However, reports have not been able to determine whether Welby’s mumbling was to do specifically with the sandwich he ate, or if the mumbling happened before the sandwich was even part of the story.
Welby could have said lots of things, from a comment on the weather to a bitter remark about how things would be different if he were in charge. However, we set loose our crack team of lip readers and we believe the likeliest scenario is probably that Welby said “A million moths could hate gardening. I will construct a new saddle.”
“A million moths could hate gardening. I will construct a new saddle.” — Jim Welby
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