★ VIDEO ★

Video

Garbage Opinion's video desk produces fake interviews, mock investigations, and other journalistic crimes that demand to be seen, not merely read. Watch on this page or on YouTube, where we hope you will subscribe.

★ Shorts ★

Real Quick With Kennedy Honeycutt — Ep. 1: Skunkd

Lifestyle correspondent Kennedy Honeycutt walks viewers through Skunkd, a revolutionary subscription skincare kit that promises beautiful skin via the daily application of a live mustelid to the cheekbones.

BY KENNEDY HONEYCUTT · LIFESTYLE (SPONSORED)

Area Man Mumbles Something Or Other

Crack team of lip readers deployed to determine the precise content of one local man's increasingly cryptic park-bench whisperings.

BY BRICK TALBOT · SENIOR CORRESPONDENT

Tourists Gather Around Ancient Building Harrison Ford Probably Farted By

Hundreds descend on Petra, Jordan, hoping to stand in the rough vicinity of an enormous, two-thousand-year-old facade where the actor most likely let one rip during filming in 1988.

BY MARJORIE PELL · DISTINGUISHED GUESTS EDITOR

★ Features ★

COMING SOON

Long-form Garbage Opinion programming is in development. Brick Talbot is currently practicing his anchor voice in a closet and will not emerge for less than a 4% raise. The first feature will appear here when post-production stops being something we Google nervously.

— THE EDITORS