Garbage Opinion
Because one man's garbage is another man's opinion!
VOL. I, NO. 1
★ APRIL 10, 2026 ★
PRICE: NOTHING (WE'RE GETTING DESPERATE)
★ OBITUARIES ★

Obituaries

Garbage Opinion's obituary desk respectfully marks the passing of trends, brands, vibes, and the occasional inanimate object. Survivors are encouraged to grieve loudly and on schedule.

COMING SOON

We have not yet received word that anything is dead. Our obituary editor is currently maintaining a watchful eye on several aging cultural phenomena, three discontinued snack foods, and the concept of "taking it easy." The first obituaries will appear here as soon as something we care about stops doing whatever it was doing.

— THE EDITORS

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