Letters We Invented
Garbage Opinion has, over the years, received zero letters from its readers. To preserve the venerable tradition of the Letters page, our editorial staff invents both the letters and the responses, which often disagree.
COMING SOON
We are currently waiting for our subscribers to start writing in. They have not. We are in the process of inventing some letters in the meantime, but our intern keeps trying to make them too reasonable. Please be patient as we work to produce correspondence of the appropriate caliber.
— THE EDITORS
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