Garbage Opinion
Because one man's garbage is another man's opinion!
VOL. I, NO. 1
★ APRIL 10, 2026 ★
PRICE: NOTHING (WE'RE GETTING DESPERATE)
★ LETTERS ★

Letters We Invented

Garbage Opinion has, over the years, received zero letters from its readers. To preserve the venerable tradition of the Letters page, our editorial staff invents both the letters and the responses, which often disagree.

COMING SOON

We are currently waiting for our subscribers to start writing in. They have not. We are in the process of inventing some letters in the meantime, but our intern keeps trying to make them too reasonable. Please be patient as we work to produce correspondence of the appropriate caliber.

— THE EDITORS

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