Martha Stewart To Appear On New Season Of Dancing With The Stars With Teen Heart-Throb Jason The Shark
Insiders are calling it "a casting decision that absolutely will not be regretted." Jason The Shark is, for clarity, a literal great white shark.
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An ongoing series of exclusive interviews with people of consequence, none of whom were aware that the interviews were taking place. Booked exclusively by Marjorie Pell. Cease-and-desist letters cheerfully ignored.
Justin Timberlake To Sell Top Four Notes In Vocal Range To Highest Bidder
The pop star's publicist describes the auction as "a normal, financial decision that other adults make all the time."
Tourists Gather Around Ancient Building Harrison Ford Probably Farted By
Hundreds descend on Petra, Jordan, hoping to stand in the rough vicinity of an enormous, two-thousand-year-old facade where, by historical estimation, the actor most likely let one rip during filming in 1988.